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Reade, Charles, 1814-1884

"A Simpleton"

Jenkyn; and this gentleman was naturally pleased, and threw a good
many consultation fees in Staines's way.
The Lucases, to his great comfort--for he had an instinctive aversion to
Miss Lucas--left London for Paris in August, and did not return all the
year.
In February he reviewed his year's work and twelve months' residence in
the Bijou. The pecuniary result was, outgoings, nine hundred and fifty
pounds; income, from fees, two hundred and eighty pounds; writing,
ninety pounds.
He showed these figures to Mrs. Staines, and asked her if she
could suggest any diminution of expenditure. Could she do with less
housekeeping money?
"Oh, impossible! You cannot think how the servants eat; and they won't
touch our home-made bread."
"The fools! Why?"
"Oh, because they think it costs us less. Servants seem to me always to
hate the people whose bread they eat."
"More likely it is their vanity. Nothing that is not paid for before
their eyes seems good enough for them. Well, dear, the bakers will
revenge us. But is there any other item we could reduce? Dress?"
"Dress! Why, I spend nothing."
"Forty-five pounds this year."
"Well, I shall want none next year."
"Well, then, Rosa, as there is nothing we can reduce, I must write more,
and take more fees, or we shall be in the wrong box.


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