'Sure,' I
replied, 'it will all be foreign to me'" 2
"The departure was moist" 3
"Hospital apprentice treated me to a shot of Pelham 'hop'" 4
"I feel like a masquerade" 5
"This, I thought, was adding insult to injury" 6
"Mother kept screaming through the wire about my underwear" 7
"A bill from a restaurant for $18.00 worth of past luncheons" 8
"He missed the dirty whites, but I will never be the same" 9
"Fire drill" 10
"This is designed to give us physical poise" 11
"Liberty Party" 14
"Of course I played the game no more" 20
"She was greatly delighted with the Y.M.C.A." 21
"I wasn't so very wrong--just the slight difference between port
and present arms" 24
"The first thing he did was to mix poor dear grandfather a drink"
25
"I was tempted to shoot the cartridge out just to make it lighter"
28
"One fourth of the entire Pelham field artillery passed over my
body" 29
"The procedure, of course, did not go unnoticed" 32
"This war is going to put a lot of Chinamen out of business" 44
"I stood side-ways, thus decreasing the possible area of danger" 45
"I'm a God-fearing sailor man who is doing the best he can to keep
clean" 48
"I took him around and introduced him to the rest of the dogs and
several of the better sort of goats" 49
"I resumed my slumber, but not with much comfort" 52
"I lost completely something in the neighborhood of 10,000 men" 53
"Fogerty came bearing down on me in a cloud of dust" 58
"For the most part, however, he sat quietly on my lap and sniffed"
59
"I carried all the flour to-day that was raised last year in the
southern section of the State of Montana" 76
"'Oh,' said Tony, 'I thought this was a restaurant'" 77
"'I would still remain in a dense fog,' I gasped in a low voice" 82
"'Buddy' I came in and 'Buddy' I go out" 83
BILTMORE OSWALD
_The Diary of A Hapless Recruit_
_Feb.
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